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Are you letting go too soon?

by admin on Mar.16, 2010, under Male Penis Enhancement - Products

Male Penis EnhancementBritish longbow men form the 14th century could have taught us all a thing or two about staying power. Their bows were made of yew and stood at 6 feet 6 inches tall. When you consider that the average man of that era was no more than 5’4” it means he was drawing on a weapon at least a foot taller than himself. The maximum draw weight of the military longbow was 820n.

Today there are few archers that could draw even 800n and fire accurately, let alone hold the strain until ordered to release by a captain at arms. Throughout European history it was the skill and strength of British longbow men that won decisive battles with the withering fire power of a storm of arrows upon a charging enemy. The results were devastating, with arrows piercing all but the most high quality steel plate armour. The longbow required endless practice to master, long hours of endurance over many years that disproportionately developed the left drawing arm. One of the most famous unrepealed laws in Britain is that each man should practice his longbow on the village green each afternoon.

Another area where endurance is vital is the bedroom, and the modern weapon that should be practiced with regularly and dedicatedly is the Male Massager. It won’t make your member disproportionately developed, in fact it won’t develop it at all, but what the worlds; first fully automatic sex stamina machine will do is develop endurance. The ability to make love for much longer than you had previously thought possible.

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‘Staminagate’

by admin on Dec.18, 2009, under Male Penis Enhancement - Stories

Male Penis Enhancement“This way please, gentlemen” clamoured the posse of press photographers. Father and son posed for the cameras but the tension was palpable. The scandal had erupted two days earlier.16 year old  Earl J. Mannion Jr., heir to the Mannion Petrochemicals fortune, had been found, along with one other boy, in an alleged ‘sexual situation’ involving the Headmaster’s glamorous wife and a comely school matron.

It was all over the TV and papers. It had been dubbed ‘Staminagate’ on The Late Show with David Letterman. Larry King wanted to interview the boys. Now Earl J. Mannion Sr. had come to take Earl Jr. home three weeks before the end of the semester. The other boy, Collinson, was getting the full celebrity treatment just outside the main hall.

After a cavalcade of camera flashes, the photographers dispersed to take more pictures, hoping to sneak one of the Headmaster’s wife, but they’d be out of luck. She had been dispatched in great haste to her mother’s in Connecticut.

“What the hell’s been going on here!” roared Earl Sr. when the photographers were out of earshot. “ You’re lucky you weren’t permanently sent down! Three generations of Mannion’s have been to this school  – how in God’s name did you get wrapped up with these…these  harlots?”

“Well, it was that male penis enhancement device, Sir” said Earl Jr.

“That blasted Male Massager machine?” boomed Earl Sr. “You told me that was needed for a biology experiment. What the hell has that got to do with you and these women in a sleazy sex romp?”

“Well” said Earl Jr., desperately seizing on the ‘experiment’ excuse-“ it was a sort of biology experiment Sir, to build sexual stamina – you know, staying power – she said it might be of interest to old Woods, her husband, and could she have a kind of er…stamina demonstration. Yes, that’s it.” A bead of sweat rolled down Earl Jr.’s neck.

“Woods couldn’t get wood – that was her joke.” said Earl Jr. “Get wood?” interjected his father, staring quizzically at his shamefaced son. “Yes Sir – it means to get a – well, an erection, Sir.” Earl Jr. turned a deeper shade of crimson. Earl Sr. just shook his head. He already had a plan, approved with relief and gratitude by the Headmaster to save his face, his job, and his wife from court for sex with minors. It was to be executed with the precision of one of his compulsory buy-outs.

“OK, here’s the deal. You’re grounded for all of next semester. You were not having intimate relations with these women but were merely demonstrating the capabilities of the Male Massager in a controlled lab experiment. Mrs. Woods and that slut matron will not be returning here next term. And you have to hand over the Male Massager to the Headmaster as of now.”

“Huh?” said Earl Jr. horrified.

“No negotiation on this” interrupted Earl Senior. “It’s a done deal. He says he needs to assess your experiments into male sexual stamina and without his wife around it will take him all of next semester to do it. You should be grateful. After what’s happened, you’re damned lucky he’s still taking such a profound interest in your experiments.”

Earl Jr. risked a grim smile and, not for the first time, thanked God his father wasn’t anywhere near as smart as he looked.

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Big fat penis pill profit

by admin on Dec.18, 2009, under Male Penis Enhancement - On the web

Looking to make an extra $120,000 a month, or $4000 per day? Try selling male penis enhancement pills online. Proof that the mere marketing of penis pills will make you bigger than any penis pill could dare to claim.

An investigation by Russian security researcher Dmitry Samosseiko found most spam on email, search engines and social networking sites originates from well-organized Russian affiliate networks – known as “partnerka” – which pay people generous commissions for referring unwitting web users to their illegal products.

“Thousands of affiliates, each calling themselves a ‘webmaster’, work day and night to drive as much user traffic to their partners’ stores as possible,” Samosseiko, who is head of Sophos’s Canada virus lab, said: “The stores sell fake watches, fake anti-virus software, fake male penis enhancement pills and fake love – the webmasters get their commission, making thousands of dollars per day.”

The affiliates refer people to the networks’ products by setting up scores of bogus web pages and commanding “botnet” armies of infected computers to send spam. They use black hat search engine optimization techniques – and even monitor search term trends – to ensure their pages appear towards the top of search results.

Software tools such as John22, A-Poster, Xrumer, ZennoPoster and DarkMail automate much of this process, including generating seemingly legitimate websites based on content from Wikipedia articles.

The affiliates are paid a commission for every product they sell or for every computer they infect with malware, depending on the type of scheme.

The products include generic drugs produced without a licence, fake Viagra, pornography, pirated software, casinos, dating services and fake Rolex watches.

“Just as web 2.0 is about user-generated content, today’s web and email spam (Spam 2.0?) is generated by a massive number of affiliates who direct traffic to a partner site to get their share of the revenue,” Samosseiko wrote.

One of the oldest and biggest affiliate networks is known as GlavMed, which sells bogus pharmaceuticals under brands such as “Canadian Pharmacy”. Although GlavMed claims to have a strong anti-spam policy, searching its phone number reveals more than 120,000 online pharmacy sites selling generic drugs.

During his research, Samosseiko uncovered a log file showing purchases made for GlavMed products. GlavMed advertises on its website that it pays a 40 per cent commission fee to affiliates, while the log file showed the average purchase was worth $US200.

“This data revealed over 20 drug purchases per day per spam campaign, which can add up to $1600 paid in commission fees per day,” Samosseiko wrote.

GlavMed is just a drop in the ocean of bogus pharma businesses which includes names such as Stimul-cash, Rx-partners, Rxcash.biz, Evapharmacy, Rx-Signup.com and DrugRevenue.

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Top of the Penis Pill Poppers

by admin on Dec.18, 2009, under Male Penis Enhancement - Products

The web is awash with male penis enhancement pills and each brand claims to outdo the other. Indeed, penis pills have become the snake oil of the 21st century. It is generally reckoned that the best selling male enhancement pills on the market are VigRX Plus, Prosolution, Enzyte and Vimax. There are dozens of other brands out there, but these names crop up more than any others.

In top spot in the male-penis enhancement charts is VigRX Plus, distributed by Albion Medical. The product claims penis growth of between 2 to 4 inches, and are rated excellent under a range of categories including libido increase, harder and more solid erections, sexual stamina, ejaculation control, stamina more powerful orgasms, and definitely a lot of presence because VigRX has some serious advertising muscle behind it.

Reviews of VigRX Plus are equally glowing, but then have you ever seen a penis pill review that is anything other than all out two thumbs up? Probably not, because the manufacturers just make them up, and who’s to know? Of several emails sent in to an apparently ‘indiscriminate’ penis pill review website, there was a 98% success rate for the product, although there is a proviso not to expect immediate results, but keep popping the pills for around three weeks and you could expect growth of over 3 inches.

VigRX Plus is apparently widely used in the porn industry to increase penis size, reduce premature ejaculation and improve the quality and staying time of the erection. However, if Ron Jeremy, the world’s number 1 ranked male porn star is to be believed, the pills you see lying around on any porn film set are Extenze. But that comment may possibly be because he is being paid by Extenze to promote their products.

The second most preferred brand is Prosolution. Produced by highly regarded Marabau Health Solutions, Prosolution’s endorsement is no less ringing, but the good people at Marabau Health Products insist the results achievable with ProSolution are super quick.’The formula is blended in state-of-the-art facilities, using advanced extraction technologies in CNL approved labs.’ ProSolution is billed as the TOTAL libido solution.

In bronze medal position we have Enzyte, manufactured by Vianda LLC out of Ohio, Enzyte is not to be confused with Extenze.

Enzyte is widely advertised on US television as “the once daily tablet for natural male enhancement”. The commercials feature a character known as “Smilin’ Bob” Enzyte also claims to be the number one selling male natural enhancement pill on the market for 5 straight years.

But despite these powerful claims and ringing endorsements and millions poured into national commercials and infomercials, Dr. Ira Sharlip, a spokesman for the American Urological Association  remains somewhat less than convinced: “There is no such thing as a penis pill that works. These are all things that are sold for profit. There’s no science or substance behind them.”

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